"It’s foggy… Like my brain!"
Abby
"Let me play your skills test! I’ll walk in and say ‘I shall now play Concerto in D major… With my ass cheeks’"
Anon
| Jessie: | I came inside because I started to melt! |
| Jessie's Mom: | Melting?? |
| Jessie: | It happened to the wicked witch of the west!! |
| Jessie's Mom: | Haha! You're not the wicked witch, you're a delicate flower, you need water! |
| Delilah: | We are farmers |
| Newell's class: | Bum duh dum dum dum dum dah |
| Nick: | No te gusta teh butt sex? |
| Shana: | No te gusto the butto sexo? |
| Hadley: | There was peanut butter somewhere in there. |
| Meg: | "For a second I thought you were going to write 'prostitute'" |
| Jackie: | "I'm pretty sure you don't have to apply for that - you just stand on the street corner" |
| Meg: | "I mean, if you want to work for a legitimate pimp you'd probably have to apply" |
